Hills

I took my children to the park today. It is part of my new routine. My husband and I plan to walk every day. If he lasts more than two weeks, I will kiss his derriere! If I last more than a week, I will probably have a heart attack.
Well we decided to do the whole loop, which is only about ¾ a mile. I think I could handle the ¾ mile, but it has lots of hills. Have you ever seen a fat woman climb a hill? It’s not a pretty site.
First, I break a sweat. So, every inch of fat is covered with shinny liquid. Then, the panting starts. My face turns bright red, and I grab my side.
I am sure a passerby would believe that I am having a heart attack. No heart attack. Just a fat girl having a little family fun.