People often say, I just do not know how I got this way. “This Way” meaning fat of course. I have the answer for them. They ate like freaking pigs!
Fat people are actually picky eaters. Really! Have you ever seen a fat person walking around with a hard, dry, tasteless rice cake? NO! We walk around with a bag of Doritos, a Twinkie, and a coke.
Now the funniest thing I have ever seen is a 300 lb woman drinking a diet coke. I just want to shake her and say…. “Dear that diet cola is not doing a thing for you. You may want to lose the foot long meatball sub instead.”
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Hello everyone! I am The Fat Mommy. I have decided to use this blog as a diet tool. Granted, typing is not going to burn the calories. However, the shame of sharing my deepest darkest secrets may help shed the pounds. I vow to be brutally honest. I will talk about every disgusting, embarrassing, and downright stinky part of being fat. So, buckle up and get ready for most nauseating ride of your life.
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This blog is for everyone. Skinny people can laugh at those of us with tons of extra pounds. Fat Chicks can laugh at their selves. My goal is to help myself get healthy and help my reader laugh.
Warning: Not for the Timid!
Hello everyone! I am The Fat Mommy. I have decided to use this blog as a diet tool. Granted, typing is not going to burn the calories. However, the shame of sharing my deepest darkest secrets may help shed the pounds. I vow to be brutally honest. I will talk about every disgusting, embarrassing, and downright stinky part of being fat. So, buckle up and get ready for most nauseating ride of your life.
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2 comments:
your hilarious!!! but it is so true!!! I gained 80 pounds with my first and only pregnancy I went from a size 12/14 to a size 24. To much good food out there.
P.S. I havent given my mom in law her b-day gift yet, so I hope she likes it, I tried to make it more old momish so that is why I went with the grandma flowered back ground
being brutally honest w/yourself is the only way to go...good luck on your journey! great start on your blog btw!
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