Sexuality and Real Women -Be Proud of Your Curves

If you ask any woman if there is something about her body she would like to change you will get answers galore!Women say:“I’d like-a smaller butt; bigger breasts; tighter abs; longer legs, a thinner waist, etc., etc.”But the biggest complaint that a lot of women have is that they feel “too fat.” They say they are embarrassed to have sex with their husbands. Their sex drive is down because of their body-image. They don’t like their “curves” which they erroneously see as fat. The interesting thing in this situation is that if you ask the husbands if there is anything they would like to change about their wives, the answers have nothing whatsoever to do with her body!Men say:“I wish she was more understanding; had more time for me; was willing to travel to an exotic location for vacation; watched sports with me; etc., etc.” Most men have no complaints about their wives physical attributes.So why are women so disparaging of their own bodies? A lot of it has to do with the images we see in the print media and on TV today that project “what women should look like.” While some women laugh at the “perfect” female form represented this way, a surprising number of women feel physically inadequate because of this misrepresentation. I am surprised that a great deal of my mail comes from women who are in despair because they have gained a little weight since getting married or having children. Unfortunately they see their small weight gain as a deformity that keeps them from being attractive. This attitude is self-defeating and harmful not only to a person’s self-esteem, but to a marital relationship. Attitude has an enormous impact on how we approach our lives. If we think we look good, we feel good and we carry ourselves with confidence. Feeling attractive makes us feel “worthy” of the good things in life and when we feel worthy we treat not only others but ourselves much better.There are women who see extra pounds and curves as detracting from their sex appeal. Actually the opposite is more likely true; it adds to their sexuality. Unless you have a real idiot for a husband who thinks all women should look like the models in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue, you will find that men see a fullness of figure on their wives as beautiful. Look at women like Catherine Zeta-Jones and Oprah Winfrey; gorgeous curves and attractive women. Michael Douglas and Stedman Graham certainly appreciate these real women. Nigella Lawson and Kate Winslet have also made curves sexy and beautiful. Pictures of women from the 1950’s show well-endowed and sexy bodies. Visit a museum and look at any Italian, Greek, or French sculptures and paintings of women-breathtakingly beautiful, all of them. I know of two women who “have a little something extra” and both of these women are an inspiration to me. One person is a professional woman who runs a decorating business. She is a size 14, dresses beautifully, always has her hair and nails done, and is intelligent and successful. Her husband says he loves her not only for her beauty but because of her attitude about life. She cares for herself and that care carries over to everything and everyone in her life. She enjoys her life. When I asked her if there was anything she would like to change about herself she replied that she wished she hadn’t worried so much about her weight when she was younger. Beauty she says, comes in all sizes.The other woman is a math teacher who has one of the busiest schedules I know. She also teaches tango classes on weekends. She says that, like many women, she would like to drop 10 pounds or so but it doesn’t mean enough to her to try. Like my other idol she is impeccably groomed and full of life. Going out with her and her fiancé for dinner is a joy because she enjoys the meal and doesn’t worry about the calories. “I like being volumptuous,” she says. “I feel sexy and pretty.”Too many women equate weight with being sloppy. That is definitely not true. Unless you are suffering from morbid obesity, (weight of over one hundred extra pounds), and it is endangering your health and causing you to be incapacitated and unable to take care of yourself, a few extra pounds are no big deal. Keeping yourself attractive and well-groomed is important for your own image and for your husband’s eyes.Real women are a healthy weight and not those of the dreaded antiquated weight charts from insurance statistics. I do not know anyone who is 5’8” and weighs 110.Be realistic. Really look at yourself and see the sexy woman in you. Dress with care, take good care of yourself, and walk with attitude. Real women are claiming their rightful place. Curvy and sexy is in!!Sacred Jude in My life, Miracles Abound!!

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Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonightAh down beside that red firelightAre you gonna let it all hang outFat bottomed girlsYou make the rockin world go roundHey I was just a skinny ladNever knew no good from badBut I knew life before I left my nurseryLeft alone with big fat fannyShe was such a naughty nannyHeap big woman you made a bad boy out of meHey hey!Ive been singing with my bandAcross the wire across the landI seen evry blue eyed floozy on the wayBut their beauty and their styleWent kind of smooth after a whileTake me to them dirty ladies every timeOh wont you take me home tonight? Oh down beside your red firelightOh and you give it all you gotFat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go roundFat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go roundHey listen hereNow your mortgages and homesI got stiffness in the bonesAint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)Oh but I still get my pleasureStill got my greatest treasureHeap big woman you gonna make a big man out of meNow get thisOh you gonna take me home tonight (please)Oh down beside your red firelightOh you gonna let it all hang outFat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go roundFat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go roundGet on your bikes and rideOooh yeah them fat bottomed girlsFat bottomed girlsYeah yeah yeahFat bottomed girlsYes yes

I Love Cake!

I love you like a fat loves cake is a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore. "And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take I love you like a fat kid love cake You know my style I say anything to make you smile"
Girl: I love you!! Boy: How much?!! Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

Girls Ask? Why is it Guys don't like fat girls?

Guys Say:

Wrong! Men do like girls with a little extra something. Just beyourself and eventually that guy will come along....

I don't think you've been around the right guys. Their are thousands of websites that cater just to guys who like to look at BBW's. Trust me, lots of guys don't care what size you are.

I don't like too bony girls, but there is a limit to all good things as well.

I don't mind a few extra pounds, but obese is too much for me.

I think that they do not care about the weight, its just they dont want there friends to see them with someone like that.basically they dont want to be imbarresed. they want a trophy they can show off. sorry but the ppl who invinted barbies and beauty pagents.... it is there faulght!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because all the models in the magazines are thin. Also because some of them are afraid of a real woman with round hips, butt, etc....Usually as guys get older they start to appreciate a rounder more womanly shape. Guys who like curves are usually sexier themselves and better in bed.

Did I ever mention, Men lie!

Yo momma's

Yo momma's so fat,she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat,she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Thanks Comedy Zone!

Yo momma's so fat,when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat,she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Hills

I took my children to the park today. It is part of my new routine. My husband and I plan to walk every day. If he lasts more than two weeks, I will kiss his derriere! If I last more than a week, I will probably have a heart attack.
Well we decided to do the whole loop, which is only about ¾ a mile. I think I could handle the ¾ mile, but it has lots of hills. Have you ever seen a fat woman climb a hill? It’s not a pretty site.
First, I break a sweat. So, every inch of fat is covered with shinny liquid. Then, the panting starts. My face turns bright red, and I grab my side.
I am sure a passerby would believe that I am having a heart attack. No heart attack. Just a fat girl having a little family fun.

Under the Desk

I have dropped my pen and I can’t pick it up!
I dropped my pen today. It rolled way under my desk. It was just a cheap blue pen, but it was the only pen I had. At first, I didn’t think much about it. Then, the phone rang.
Of course, someone wanted to book a cruise. Here I was with a paying customer and my only pen under my desk. I quickly prayed for my children to come to my aide, but they were nowhere to be found. So, I had to do it!
I laid the phone on the desk, and I slowly lowered myself to the floor. At first, I was on my knees. The pen was still just out of my reach. So, I had no choice but to sprawl my fat butt on the floor.
While doing so, I knocked over my chair and the phone setting upon it. After some stretching, I finally retrieved my pen. Now, I had to grab my desk and pull myself up. Bad Mistake!
My desk tilted just a bit. Enough, of course, to knock over all my supplies. Now, I am lying in the floor covered in post-its and paper clips. I am also thanking the Lord that my computer did not fall on my head.
Then, I remember the phone. I knew I had to get to it quick. I decide the safest bet would be to crawl. So, I crawled on hands and knees to the phone. Out of breath, I picked up the phone.
“Sorry about that!” I whisper. The customer of course is gone.