Yo momma's

Yo momma's so fat,she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat,she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Thanks Comedy Zone!

Yo momma's so fat,when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat,she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.